- Tammy: I was in prison, I'm terrified of going back, every time I hear a siren I automatically assume it's for me, even if it's on TV and it's British, you know: ree-woo, ree-woo!
- Jill: [ordering at the bistro] I'll have a hot fudge sundae.
- Bonnie: We'll take five spoons with that.
- Jill: Oh hell with it, get everybody one of their own.
- Marjorie: What happened to your sugar detox? I thought you felt better than you ever did.
- Jill: Oh I did but it came with a pesky little side effect, I lost five pounds and it all came off the balcony
- [gestures to her breasts]
- Jill: so welcome back sugar!