- [performing with Peanut]
- Peanut: [seeing Paul] Oh, my God!
- Jeff Durham: What?
- Peanut: Does Superman know Lex Luthor works here?
- [laughter]
- [about performing in Salt Lake City]
- Peanut: It was kind of a sad trip to Salt Lake City, because apparently there at the local zoo, they've been having trouble with their giraffe population.
- Jeff Durham: Yes.
- Peanut: And the day before we got there, they lost another giraffe.
- Jeff Durham: Yes.
- Peanut: Apparently, this giraffe got sick, collapsed, threw up, and died.
- Jeff Durham: Very sad. Nothing funny about that.
- [Peanut turns to stare at Jeff]
- Jeff Durham: [worried] You found something funny with that?
- [Peanut nods]
- Jeff Durham: What?
- Peanut: The throwing up part.
- [laughter]
- Jeff Durham: How is that funny?
- Peanut: A giraffe, throwing up? Think about it! It would take for*ever*!
- [Peanut pantomimes throwing up, turning his head to the side, downwards, backwards, and finally pantomimes looking at a watch]
- Peanut: You could get your taxes done in the time he's finished!