- Jackie Peyton: It wasn't even my twenty; I got it off a dead guy in the morgue.
- [Zoey turns and stares at Jackie]
- Jackie Peyton: I was kidding, Zoey, just kidding.
- Zoey Barkow: I love jokes.
- Mohammed 'Mo-Mo' De La Cruz: My stalker bought me a coffee. I should have said no, but he got to stare at my ass as I walked away, so it's a win for both of us.
- Mohammed 'Mo-Mo' De La Cruz: You know, if I had a choice between George Clooney's cock and this cup of coffee, I'd go coffee.
- Jackie Peyton: I can't tonight.
- Dr. Eleanor O'Hara: Sorry, have we met? What could possibly be more fulfilling than dining with me?
- Zoey Barkow: I'll go.
- Dr. Eleanor O'Hara: [looking at Zoey] Done.
- Jackie Peyton: Are you kidding me?
- Dr. Eleanor O'Hara: I'm not. That's how easily you're replaced.
- Zoey Barkow: I think it's interesting how you use humor to cover up your real emotions. Somebody in your past must have really hurt you, and I'm sorry for that. Because I think you're one of the most generous people I've ever met.
- Dr. Eleanor O'Hara: Darling, the point of these little feasts is to eat, and never to dip into... whatever the hell that was.
- Gloria Akalitus: I know that you do what you think you have to get the job done, but I have been fucking the system for over thirty years. There's not a move in this repertoire that I haven't already seen.
- Jackie Peyton: We'll see.