The Addams Family (TV Series)

No Ifs, Ands or Butlers (1993)

Nancy Linari: Morticia

Quotes 

• Morticia : Gomez, darling, do you think this is a good idea?

  Gomez : What do you mean, Tish?

  Morticia : Well, you know how much I love the sound of flesh hitting porcelain, but wouldn't you rather share the tub with our pet alligator Snappy?

  Gomez : You're right, Tish. I haven't been eaten alive since Uncle Zombie's last midnight snacking frenzy.

• Morticia : Au revour, Lurch.

  Gomez : Tish, that's French!

  Morticia : Darling, Lurch and I are sharing a tender moment.