Wednesday (TV Series)

If You Don't Woe Me by Now (2022)

Percy Hynes White: Xavier Thorpe

Quotes 

• Xavier Thorpe : You know what your problem is?

  Wednesday Addams : I would love to hear your piercing insight.

  Xavier Thorpe : You don't know who your real friends are. I've been on your side since day one. I literally saved your life. I believed your theories when nobody else did. And, like, what do I get in return? Just nothing but suspicion and lies.

  Wednesday Addams : Fine. You want honesty? Here it is. Every time the monster's attacked, you've been right there. Starting with Rowan at the Harvest Festival. Then, on Outreach Day, you arrived just minutes after the monster disappeared, yet you say you didn't see it.

  Xavier Thorpe : I didn't realize proximity was a crime.

  Wednesday Addams : Then there's your drawing obsession. You have drawn the monster dozens of times, yet you've never seen it. Or so you claim. You even drew where it lived. Then when Eugene went to investigate, you tried to kill him so he wouldn't spill your secret.

  Xavier Thorpe : You think I would hurt Eugene?

  Wednesday Addams : Let's not forget your oh-so-convenient appearance after Tyler had been attacked at the Gates mansion.

  Xavier Thorpe : If I am the monster... then why haven't I killed you?

  Wednesday Addams : [hesitates]  Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.

  [pause] 

  Xavier Thorpe : [coldly]  What's to like?