Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
If It's Only in Your Head (2009)
Doug Savant: Tom Scavo
Quotes
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[Tom gets into college]
Parker Scavo : I can help you study if you want.
Tom Scavo : I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be. I'm majoring in Chinese.
Preston Scavo : I know how to say "Take me to a strip bar" in Mandarin.
Lynette Scavo : I'm so proud. Porter aren't you gonna congratulate your father.
Porter Scavo : Congratulations on ruining my life. If you see me on campus you're not allowed to talk to me.
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Lynette Scavo : [Preston, Porter and Lynette help a drunk Tom inside] Ok, easy easy, you're a little drunk there.
Tom Scavo : [kiss Lynette] That's cause I love you Lynette
Lynette Scavo : I love you to baby, there you go.
Tom Scavo : [turns to Porter still helping him] And I love you Preston.
Porter Scavo : I'm Porter
Tom Scavo : I never could tell you two apart, but you're my favourite
[Porter raises his eyebrows and helps Tom to sit down, takes of Tom's shows for him]
Tom Scavo : Lynette how come you let me drink so many margaritas?
Preston Scavo : Yeah and why did we have to stay to closing? It's almost 2.00
Lynette Scavo : Who cares what time it is? We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life.
Tom Scavo : WOOHOO!
Lynette Scavo : Woo! Hey someone called.
[plays the message about the mix up with the time for Tom's test, for the next day at 8.00am]
Tom Scavo : Oh cram! I gotta crap for that test1
Lynette Scavo : Oh geez...