- Sam Crosse: They say that her majesty keeps an unicorn tethered in her garden. I'd dearly love to see an unicorn.
- Jack Heminge: Tybalt's costume's missing.
- Sam Crosse: Oh, Will ran out of the theatre and... as soon as he was stabbed, he fled from us like a, a ghost out of hell.
- Henry Condell: In olden days, an actor would stay quiet if he was a corpse, and wait to take his bow with the rest of us.
- Jack Heminge: It's not seemely for a dead body to rush out in his bloody tirings.
- Sam Crosse: I had word for him. His dark beauty was waiting. It must be a corpse in love!
- [laughs]
- William Shakespeare: Oh yes, as your cow gives good cream and your pulleds fresh eggs, your house poet has laid twentyfive stanzas before breakfast.