Val : So, what'll it be. Chew gum, or kick ass.
Doc : I'm all outta gum.
Doc : You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more, Val.
Val : Says who?
Doc : Says the people who make cars.
Doc : [as Val is urging them to steal the car] This car belongs to the Jargoniew brothers. I happen to know that.
Val : A-and that's supposed to mean something to me?
Doc : Nobody messes with these guys! They are the type of guys that take your kidneys out and not even sell them!
Doc : [stealing a gangster's car] This is not a good idea, Val.
Val : Yeah, well, my life is full of not good ideas.
Hirsch : Give me the key.
Doc : There's no key.
Doc : It's new. It's a button. Push the button.
Val : Push the button.
Doc : It's computers.
Hirsch : Man, this is like the future.
Doc : My friend is looking for a "party".
Wendy : Yeah? What kind of party?
Val : Bar Mitzvah.
Val : [Just coming out of prison] You look like shit!
Doc : You look worse!
Doc : [These lines are read like a well-polished mantra familiar to all of them] What time is it?
Hirsch : I don't know. What time is it?
Val : It's time to kick ass or chew gum, and guess what?
Doc : I'm all out of gum!
[They ritually stomp their feet]
Doc : Exit, stage left.
Val : This is the worst apartment I've ever seen.
Doc : Hey, it's not much, but it's mine.
Doc : I can't do what I said I would do. Mercy is a one-saying, mercy...
Claphands : Finish this!
Val : Your place looks like where I just came from except it's worse.
Doc : So, it's not to your liking. Sorry.
Val : Not to my liking is the understatement of all time.
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