- Astrid Farnsworth: So this thing had the claws of a lion and the fangs of a snake?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: It reminds me of a woman I once knew in Cleveland.
- Olivia Dunham: And what was the second thing? You said two things came to mind.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: The second thing? Oh... Oh yes, the second thing! I need to tinkle. Could either of you direct me to the facilities?
- Peter Bishop: The facilities? Walter, this is the sewer. You're standing knee-deep in the facilities.
- [larvae have appeared in the wounds in the bodies in the lab]
- Dr. Walter Bishop: We must collect them. Peter, petri dish.
- [the body bursts open and a flood of larvae comes out]
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Make it a bucket.
- Astrid Farnsworth: I'm gonna be sick.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: [to Peter] *Two* buckets.
- Peter Bishop: Remember yesterday, when I nearly washed my face in a sink of full of acid. Well, three day ago you hooked Gene up to the solar panels and I nearly electrocuted myself.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: This is a lab. You're the one who should be careful.
- Peter Bishop: Are you okay? Did you take something?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Psychedelics? No, not since Thursday, no.
- [about the genetics scientist]
- Peter Bishop: It never even crossed your mind he might be involved?
- Dr. Walter Bishop: He had a very forgettable face.
- Peter Bishop: [about an animal attack] Hey, we're looking for Big Bird.
- Dr. Walter Bishop: Don't be ridicilous. Perhaps a pterodactyl.