- Tyler Locke: Fifth grade, huh? It's time to finally make some friends.
- Bode Locke: Hey, I was kind of busy last year doing battle with a demon.
- Tyler Locke: I'm just giving you shit. We all... we all had a lot of distractions last year, but this year you're free, so, you know, go and be a social butterfly.
- Bode Locke: There's a girl in my class who has a phobia of butterflies.
- Tyler Locke: Just do the social part, then.
- Nina Locke: You live in the dorm?
- Josh Bennett: Yeah, I get a cozy, rent-free apartment in exchange for supervising 30 hormonal teens.
- Nina Locke: And that's a good deal?
- Josh Bennett: Jury's still out.
- Scot Cavendish: They want me to be a barrister.
- Kinsey Locke: Seriously?
- Scot Cavendish: Yeah.
- Kinsey Locke: Just trying to picture you in that wig.