Evil Moustache: We've got to find a way to keep the viewers watching without the Flashing Blade. All the kids these days are into science fiction, so we've decided one of the cast has got to be an android. And guess which one of us it's going to be?
[chuckles wickedly]
Heroine: You mean... me.
Evil Moustache: [Star Wars main title starts up in background] It won't make much difference since you act like a robot anyway.