- Yakko Warner: [At the cemetery where the Warners have just buried the Pop-Up] Okay, uh, does anyone wanna say a few words?
- Wakko Warner: Sure. Ahem. Mustard. Umbrella. Borborygmus.
- [Wakko's stomach growls]
- Dot Warner: That was beautiful, Wakko.
- Dot Warner: [Holding up the book "Computer Viruses for Numbskulls"] Get thee behind me, scammers! The power of two-factor authentification compels you!
- Brain: [In a setting remarkably like The Honeymooners] Pinky, what is that putrid smell?
- Pinky: That's din...
- [Pinky is interrupted by audience applause which he acknowledges]
- Pinky: That's dinner, Brain. I made potatoes all rotten!
- [audience laughs]
- Brain: It's potatoes au gratin you domestic doddypoll. One of these days, I'm gonna transfer the kinetic energy of my fist into a force vector applied directly to your oral aperture!
- Pinky: Ooh! I've never been to Connecticut. Sounds cozy.
- [Looks smilingly at the audience who scream with laughter]
- Male Pop-Up: We've made some changes to our privacy policy by eliminating the privacy part of the policy.
- Dot Warner: This has been Everyday Safety. Tune in next time when we share tips for when you're with your grandmother visiting a home for rehabilitated rattlesnakes, and there's a power failure that opens the doors to the rattlesnake enclosure, but also your pockets are filled with maracas, so you can't tell where the sounds are coming from.
- Nora Rita Norita: [Having just finished the pilot for Pinky and the Brain that was similar to The Brady Bunch] Eh, I can't say this one was all on Brain. It was 1969. Everyone was making bad decisions.