Shazad Latif: Kaz Khan
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Quotes
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Kaz Khan : If the first person you date is a dick, you're unlucky. If the next ten people you date are dicks, then maybe you need to take a long look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why?
Cath Stevenson : Have you got anymore profound psychological insights?
Kaz Khan : I have a question. Does it hurt less if you aim low and miss?
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Zoe Stevenson : It's love at first Skype.
Kaz Khan : Well, obviously not, no. Love at first anything's a mental health issue.
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[explaining the desired traits for the bride to be]
Aisha Khan : You know, a girl from the same background. Soft spoken. Long hair. Er, not too dark, wheatish complexion at the most.
Mo the Matchmaker : Wheat? Beige?
Kaz Khan : Did you bring your Pantone color chart?
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Kaz Khan : No photos?
Mo the Matchmaker : No, no photos yet. Because think about it, if she's too fit, then you won't know if she's a good fit, okay. You're gonna see the picture, yeah... you're thinking with your lullu
[points down]
Mo the Matchmaker : , you need to be thinking with your nunnu
[taps finger on his forehead]
