- Judy Tobin, Ham Tobin: [Their secret handshake] Flim, flam, Judy, Ham. I am scallop. You are clam. Under water. Out of sight. Mollusks in the dark of night. It's spooooky. It's spooooky.
- Judy Tobin: Oh hey?
- Ham Tobin: Hey what?
- Judy Tobin: Night vision.
- Ham Tobin: Let's strut.
- Judy Tobin, Ham Tobin: Brother sister brother sister brother sister brother sister. Clap, chihuahua, snap clap, chihuahua. I said clap, chihuahua, snap clap, chihuahua.
- Judy Tobin: What?
- Ham Tobin: Wha?
- Judy Tobin, Ham Tobin: I went to school and took a look, and this is how I read my book. Happy families are all alike. Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own... WAAAAY OUT! WAAAAY OUT! I pounce, I pounce on Taylor's house.