The Great North (TV Series)

Feast of Not People Adventure (2021)

Paul Rust: Ham Tobin

Quotes 

• Judy Tobin , Ham Tobin : [Their secret handshake]  Flim, flam, Judy, Ham. I am scallop. You are clam. Under water. Out of sight. Mollusks in the dark of night. It's spooooky. It's spooooky.

  Judy Tobin : Oh hey?

  Ham Tobin : Hey what?

  Judy Tobin : Night vision.

  Ham Tobin : Let's strut.

  Judy Tobin , Ham Tobin : Brother sister brother sister brother sister brother sister. Clap, chihuahua, snap clap, chihuahua. I said clap, chihuahua, snap clap, chihuahua.

  Judy Tobin : What?

  Ham Tobin : Wha?

  Judy Tobin , Ham Tobin : I went to school and took a look, and this is how I read my book. Happy families are all alike. Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own... WAAAAY OUT! WAAAAY OUT! I pounce, I pounce on Taylor's house.