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Fred Tatasciore: Nero, Nils

Quotes 

  • Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [Nero sings]  I am the very model of An ancient Roman emperor / I overspend and overtax And overthrow my treasurer / I marry family members from my cousin to my step-sister / I'm always right, I'm never wrong, Just ask this neutral Senator. / Through sound investigation By Praetorian inquisitors, / My mother and my brother Were revealed to be conspirators / But mother dear's no longer here, This bust helps me remember her. / I am the very model of an ancient Roman emperor. / Yakko: He fiddles while the city burns, / He rules with fear tyrannical / Dot: He's lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, / He thinks that he's infallible / Wakko: His hands are small, / He steals from Gaul, / His writing's ungrammatical / Warneruses: He's making Roma great again, / Dogmatic, and fantastical / He's gormless and irascible, / Tragic and autocratical / Maniacal and radical, / Positions problematical / Takes endless golf sabbaticals, / His tweets are unsyntactical / Yakko

    [pauses the song to say] 

    Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Um, we're still talking about Nero, right? / He's a narcissist, a petulant, / Unscrupulous embezzler / He is the very model of An ancient Roman emperor. /

    [Nero approaches threateningly] 

    Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Yakko

    [speaking] 

    Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : You know? I'm starting to think he didn't like our verse.

  • Yakko Warner : [Reading the fax he just received]  I have here a DMCA takedown notice demanding this unauthorized parody of Conan the Barbarian be removed from this episode immediately.

    Nils : Let me peruse.

    [reads the fax] 

    Nils : It's watertight.

    [the barbarians grumble disappointingly] 

  • Nero : [after John Cena has bombed a second time with a poor joke]  Less stand-up, more smackdown!

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