Animaniacs (TV Series)

Rome Sweet Rome/Backwards Pinky/Wakko's Short Shorts: Now Loading (2021)

Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner, Pinky

Quotes 

• Brain : [Brain and Pinky are squeezed inside of Brain's teleporter]  Pinky, when's the last time you bathed?

  Pinky : Ooh! Stinky Pinky, huh, Brain?

  [sings] 

  Pinky : It's Stinky, Stinky and the Brain!

• Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [penultimate line of the theme song]  Back again-y!

• Yakko Warner : [Seeing that no one is buying products]  Do you think opening a souvenir stall in an age where tourism doesn't exist might've been a mistake?

• Brain : [Pinky and Brain materialize back in their cage at the lab]  We did it! Our consciousnesses have been uncoupled, and our physical forms appear unscathed!

  Pinky : Are you still pondering what I'm pondering?

• Brain : [Pinky and Brain, conjoined, running from the guard with the Hope Diamond]  Left! Go left! No, my left, your right!

  Pinky : I... I am? Oh, Brain! You've never said that to me!

  Brain : What?

  Pinky : Give me a hug, you wonderful mouse!

• Pinky : [Seeing the Hope Diamond in the pawnshop]  Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Brain : I think so, Pinky, but can a relationship with a puppet ever be...

  Brain , Pinky : ...no strings attached?

  [both laugh] 

• Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [Nero sings]  I am the very model of An ancient Roman emperor / I overspend and overtax And overthrow my treasurer / I marry family members from my cousin to my step-sister / I'm always right, I'm never wrong, Just ask this neutral Senator. / Through sound investigation By Praetorian inquisitors, / My mother and my brother Were revealed to be conspirators / But mother dear's no longer here, This bust helps me remember her. / I am the very model of an ancient Roman emperor. / Yakko: He fiddles while the city burns, / He rules with fear tyrannical / Dot: He's lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, / He thinks that he's infallible / Wakko: His hands are small, / He steals from Gaul, / His writing's ungrammatical / Warneruses: He's making Roma great again, / Dogmatic, and fantastical / He's gormless and irascible, / Tragic and autocratical / Maniacal and radical, / Positions problematical / Takes endless golf sabbaticals, / His tweets are unsyntactical / Yakko

  [pauses the song to say] 

  Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Um, we're still talking about Nero, right? / He's a narcissist, a petulant, / Unscrupulous embezzler / He is the very model of An ancient Roman emperor. /

  [Nero approaches threateningly] 

  Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Yakko

  [speaking] 

  Nero , Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : You know? I'm starting to think he didn't like our verse.

• Yakko Warner : [Reading the fax he just received]  I have here a DMCA takedown notice demanding this unauthorized parody of Conan the Barbarian be removed from this episode immediately.

  Nils : Let me peruse.

  [reads the fax] 

  Nils : It's watertight.

  [the barbarians grumble disappointingly]