Family Guy (TV Series)
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side (2009)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Well, let's see Robot Chicken top this one.
Chris Griffin : Actually, I think they did a pretty good job with that already, Dad.
Peter Griffin : Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Comedy Central.
Chris Griffin : It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that.
Peter Griffin : I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has.
Chris Griffin : Oh, I think plenty of people have. Their fans are pretty loyal to them.
Peter Griffin : Oh yeah? All forty-two of them?
Chris Griffin : [sighs] I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad. I'm not gonna let you get to me.
Peter Griffin : Well, maybe I got time for another story, then. It's called Without a Paddle.
Chris Griffin : Fuck you, Dad!
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : All right. Is this thing good to go?
Medical Droid : Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.
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Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader : There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Join me, Luke.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : I'll never join you!
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader : Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : He told me you killed him!
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader : No, I... Hang on... Spoiler Alert... I am your father.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Well, that's fine but I don't see how that affects anythin... WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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Dack : Feeling okay, sir?
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Just like new. How about you, Dack?
Dack : I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Really? 'Cause that would be awesome. Hey, everyone, Dack says he's got this one.
Dack : You know it, bitches!
[Dack flies off into space to face a fleet of Star Destroyers]
Dack : Hey, Imperial fleet, get ready to suck some Dack!
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : [Hanging from the roof of the Wampa cave, Luke tries to reach his lightsaber] Damm these stubby arms!
[the lightsaber flies into his hand, the blade ignites, and Luke falls head first in the snow on the floor, with his feet still trapped in ice]
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Well this is no better!
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : May The Force be with you.
Brian Griffin as Chewbacca : [Over the radio] There he goes with that crap again. Keep it in church, man!
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Echo 3 to Echo 7. Han, old buddy, you read me?
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Luke, I thought we talked about this. I changed my code name.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Oh, right. Sorry. Echo 3 to Carlos Spicy Wiener.
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Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Hey, Luke. Take care of yourself, okay?
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : You, too.
Peter Griffin as Han Solo : Hey, what'd you end up doing with that dog we kidnapped?
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : I killed it and ate it!
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : I would give my right hand for this day to just end.
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : All right. Is this thing good to go?
Medical Droid : [censored version] Wow, you're a hard guy to get compliment from!
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Wait a minute - is this how it ends?
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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Are you Yoda?
Carl as Yoda : No. No, I'm not Yoda.
[Quick pause]
Carl as Yoda : Okay, I'm Yoda.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker : Are you going to train me to be a Jedi?
Carl as Yoda : No. No, I'm not going to train you.
[Quick pause]
Carl as Yoda : Okay, I'll train you.
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[the power goes out again in the Griffin house]
Lois Griffin : Looks like the power's out again!
Stewie Griffin : What, are we in Iraq? This happens entirely too often!
Chris Griffin : Can we tell stories till it comes back on?
Meg Griffin : Yeah, Dad. Remember the last time you told us the story of "Star Wars"? Maybe you could tell us another one.
Peter Griffin : Well, alright. This is the story of "Black Snake Moan". Once upon a time, Christina Ricci was all tied up for some reason...
Stewie Griffin : I'm already bored and confused.
