American Dad! (TV Series)

Family Affair (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [after Roger accidentally calls Steve "Scotty"]  Scotty?

  Roger the Alien : That's my new nickname for you. Your favorite "Star Trek" character.

  Steve Smith : What he does isn't glamorous, but he keeps the Enterprise running.

• Roger the Alien : You're putting me on your family plan?

  Steve Smith : Roger, what Dad's trying to say is that you're a Smith. We couldn't start a new family plan without you.

  Stan Smith : Steve's right. Steve also needs to learn how to keep his trap shut and let me finish my own moment. You defiled my moment, son. Right in front of my wife.

• Roger the Alien : Four Guatemalans will be here Thursday morning at 7:00 with boxes and packing tape. Under no circumstances are you to feed them or tip them. If the job is done well, they will each be rewarded with a large fries.

• Roger the Alien : [when he meets his old family, the Logans]  Why did you leave me like that?

  Brad. Logan : You rented a room from us and refused to pay.

  Roger the Alien : I paid you in laughter!

  Jenny Logan : We were afraid of you!

  Roger the Alien : Jenny, you better shut up right now or I will cut your face.

• Stan Smith : [about Roger's girlfriend]  Anyone else kind of hoping she's a midget?

  Francine Smith : Well, now that you've put the image in my head, yes, but not the Verne Troyer kind. That's too midgety.