- Roz: This is what's gonna happen. We're gonna go back in there. We're gonna greet the guests, eat pumpkin ravioli, make a toast. You will dance with your daughter. I will dance with the Pez dispenser, and with any luck, I'll be drunk enough to vomit all over his mother.
- Sandy Kominsky: You've thought this through.
- Roz: Oh, I'm a planner, honey. That's what I do.
- Estelle: And if you're going to the hospital, send my love to your mom.
- Mindy Kominsky: I will.
- Estelle: She's a real fighter. She'll beat this.
- Mindy Kominsky: I hope so.
- Estelle: Or she won't. Who knows?
- Mindy Kominsky: Goodbye, Estelle.
- Estelle: Mindy.
- Mindy Kominsky: What?
- Estelle: Never mind. I don't want to be a bother.
- Mindy Kominsky: Tell me, Estelle.
- Estelle: If the hospital's near a CVS, could you pick me up some Dulcolax?
- Mindy Kominsky: Okay.
- Estelle: The pink box.
- Mindy Kominsky: Mm-hmm.
- Estelle: It's marketed as a stool softener for pregnant ladies, but I find it to be very effective.
- Mindy Kominsky: I'll get it.
- Estelle: My tushy thanks you in advance.