The Kominsky Method (TV Series)

Chapter 19. And It's Getting More and More Absurd (2021)

Michael Douglas: Sandy Kominsky

Quotes 

• Sandy Kominsky : How come you never remarried?

  Roz : Oh, you really want to know?

  [Sandy nods] 

  Roz : . Well, Sandy, sweetheart, I never fell out of love with you.

  Sandy Kominsky : Really?

  Roz : No. I'm fucking with you.

• Sandy Kominsky : Where is he?

  Mindy Kominsky : In his shoe room.

  Sandy Kominsky : Showroom?

  Mindy Kominsky : His shoe room. He makes his own shoes.

  Sandy Kominsky : Are you still fucking with me?

  Mindy Kominsky : No. It's his hobby.

  Sandy Kominsky : My future son-in-law is a cobbler?

  Mindy Kominsky : My second stepmother was a junkie and a porn star.

  Sandy Kominsky : Methadone and soft-core.

• Sandy Kominsky : Okay, first of all, the estate in not worth one hundred million.

  Phoebe : It's not.

  Sandy Kominsky : Closer to one-fifty.

  Robby : [Gulps]  Is... is that a guesstimate?

  Sandy Kominsky : No. And once again, I have been instructed to give it all to charity if, in my judgment, neither of you seem to be mature enough to inherit.

  Robby : Which way do you think it's leaning?

  Sandy Kominsky : At the moment? Mmm... American Cancer Society, Red Cross, uh, maybe, uh, Jews for Jesus, you know.