- George Lucas: Patrick, I know why you love this show; there are so many rats and there is so much cheese.
- Watto: James Corden isn't allowed to go live while still looking for his glasses and then 17 minutes later look at the camera and say "you've got to give me a mulligan for that."
- George Lucas: Patricks got a new show he's hosting called Blame Shamers he's promoting, and he's using this whole fundraiser as a backdoor pilot.
- Self - Co-Host: George, you didn't even bring up the fact that you and Brian together worked on Labyrinth.
- George Lucas: I didn't need to; I also didn't talk about how you have a freezer full of sausages.
- Self - Co-Host: You didn't need to.
- George Lucas: Yeah.
- Self - Co-Host: [Asking for Madlib answers] Verb, past tense?
- George Lucas, Watto: [In unison] Shagged!
- George Lucas: [laughing] Watto, you and I are vibing right now!