- Annoyed by the fact that Jen has inexplicably been declared the Employee of the Month, Moss and Roy play a prank on her to expose her ignorance about the Internet; Douglas and a hot newswoman with a secret past fall madly in love.
- Jen must give a speech when she is named Employee of the Month, so Moss and Roy give her the Internet in a box to use as a visual aid. Meanwhile, Douglas begins a wild love affair with a reporter who is interviewing him and she has a secret.—David Foss
- Moss and Roy are annoyed when Jen dines out on the fact that she has been declared Employee of the Month. She is due to give a speech, so they plan to derail it by giving her a visual aid: The Internet, a small black box with a flashing red light on top. But the talk is a smashing success: the audience hangs on her every word about The Internet. It is interrupted by a fierce fight between Douglas and his girlfriend April, a journalist who had come to interview him, when he realizes that she had said "I used to be a man" and not "from Iran". Chaos ensues as he throws April through the window. Afterwards she writes her article about him, titling it: "Arsehole."—don @ minifie-1
- CEO Douglas Reynholm draws the employee of the month by mere luck, so even airhead Jen wins, annoying Roy and Moss by boasting about it, yet needs them to 'help' write the speech she's expected to give to the shareholders. Roy seizes the chance for a monumental prank, as she won't notice the daft idea of presenting an empty box as 'the internet', but the shareholders are also too IT-clueless to notice, yet panic totally when the box gets knocked over. It's the result of a fist fight between Douglas an the foxy reporter April who came to interview him and eagerly accepted dating all the way into his bed, after he found out -having misunderstood the early disclosure- she's a transgender, which he somehow denies being the reason for dumping her.—KGF Vissers
- Jen is named Reynholm Industries' Employee of the Month, and she annoys Roy and Moss by proudly telling everyone in earshot. She is horrified to discover that a condition of the accolade is that she must give a speech to the monthly shareholders' meeting in her area of expertise - in other words, IT, which she knows nothing about. Roy and Moss offer to write the speech for her, knowing that she will say anything they write. They give her a box with a flashing light on top which they tell her contains "the internet", and that if anything happens to the box, the internet will be lost.
Douglas is interviewed for a magazine profile, and true to form, makes a pass at the journalist, April. Over dinner, she tells him that she used to be a man, but Douglas says he doesn't care. They spend the next few days having beer and pizza in bed and going to football matches. As they profess their love for each other, it becomes apparent that Douglas misheard her, and thought she was from Iran. When he finds out she used to be a man, Douglas breaks up with her, and they begin a vicious fight in the Reynholm Industries laboratory.
At the shareholders' meeting, Roy and Moss are disappointed when the shareholders are just as clueless about computers as Jen, and are very impressed that she has brought "the internet" in to show them. Just as they give up on getting any kind of reaction, Douglas throws April through the window, breaking "the internet" and triggering full-blown panic.
That night, Douglas sits in bed eating pizza and drinking beer, sobbing that "it's not the same!"
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