Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010 Video)

Clayne Crawford: Agent Baker

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Quotes 

• Agent Baker : You going back to DC after this?

  Malcolm Little : No, man. Working on this alias for this project I've got in Vegas next year. Cat I like to call Beanie. Ghetto retard, barely educated, brought up in a gang environment.

  Agent Baker : Oh, that should be a pretty easy transition for you, then.

  Malcolm Little : What? I fucking hate hip-hop.

  Agent Baker : You hate hip-hop? Come on.

  Malcolm Little : Oh, what? A black man can't hate hip-hop? I bet you tell me my favorite food's watermelon. I just can't live without chicken, huh? Just gonna snatch up my brother badge if I ain't bumping some hip-hop.

  Agent Baker : You're putting words in my mouth.

  Malcolm Little : Hey, man, listen to me. Hip-hop is the unwanted bastard son of superior musical forms like jazz, blues. These kids don't know anything about Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, but hey, when it's required of me,

  [imitating gangsta-speak] 

  Malcolm Little : I be pulling hos out the club, flashing knots and nines on these niggas. You know how I do, pimp.

  [cocks shotgun] 

  Agent Baker : Like I said, should be a pretty easy transition for you.

• Agent Baker : [referring to pornographic magazine being read by Redstone]  Good to see you're prepared. Staying focused.

  Agent Redstone : Oh, I am. I'm utterly focused on that rack. Is that not a majestic set of tits?

  Agent Baker : What? Are you being serious?

  Agent Redstone : What?

  Agent Baker : You're joking, right?

  Agent Redstone : What? What the hell you talking about?

  Agent Baker : [leans in and whispers]  Vandeven is a transvestite.

  Agent Redstone : What?

  Agent Baker : Her vagina was made with, like, the scrotum sack. She's, like, 85% man. Come on. Come on, Red.

  Agent Redstone : [throws magazine down in disgust]  Oh, fuck. Are you serious? I didn't know. Seriously?

  Agent Baker : No.

• Walter Weed : Am I in some sort of trouble.

  Agent Baker : Sometimes, true forgiveness has to be forced upon us.