According to Jim (TV Series)

The Daddy Way (2009)

Robert Belushi: Phil

Quotes 

• Phil : I'm a little worried, Jim.

  Jim : Huh?

  Phil : I don't know how I'm gonna' explain all this extra money I've won to my wife.

  Jim : [slight pause]  That is the most pathetic sentence I've ever heard.

  Phil : I just think she's gonna' catch it, you know? She gives me 40 bucks a week spending money.

  Jim : [slight pause]  I stand corrected. *That* is the most pathetic sentence I've ever heard.

  Phil : Maybe she'll be happy I had fun?

  Jim : No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't ever tell them you had fun.

  Phil : Why not?

  Jim : No, no, no, they want us to be miserable, just like them.

  Phil : That's crazy!

  Jim : That's women.

• Jim : Listen. The point is, if our wives find out we're having fun with these babies, they'll never let us do this again.

  Phil : So, I should keep this from my wife?

  Jim : Yes!

  Phil : But, that's lying.

  Jim : That's men!