Big Mouth (TV Series)

Poop Madness (2020)

Paul Giamatti: Andrew's Shit

Quotes 

• Nick Birch : Okay, good time.

  Andrew Glouberman : [shouting to him]  YOU SUCK!

  Maury the Hormone Monster : Easy Andrew, Nick's already bombing; you're fucking a dead horse. Sure, it feels great, but it's not right.

  Andrew's Shit : No, that guy's an asshole. He fucked your wife Missy!

  Andrew Glouberman : Well, sort of. Yeah, that's the essence of what occurred.

• Andrew Glouberman : I've missed you, too!

  Nick Birch : Aw, give me a hug.

  Tito the Anxiety Mosquito : Nooooooooo!

  Andrew's Shit : [crying out loud when he fades away]  Oh No! I'm losing my grip. Oh my god! Motherfuckeeeeeeerrrrrrs!

• Maury the Hormone Monster : Why can't you just sh*t in the bunk?

  Andrew Glouberman : Everyone's hooking up in there, and you know I get caca-shy!

  Andrew's Shit : I'm not going anywhere, you fucking bird brain!

  Maury the Hormone Monster : Strain, Andrew. Push all the blood to your face!

  Andrew's Shit : If you motherfuckers try and shit me, I'LL PULL OUT YOUR F***ING SPINAL CORD!

  Andrew Glouberman : Oh, God, Maury.

  [strains very hard but doesn't how to do it] 

  Andrew Glouberman : I'm scared. Maybe I can just hold it in forever

  Maury the Hormone Monster : You can't, Andrew! You'll go mad! I think it's time for me to pop your dookie bubble. Shout-out to Bobby and Whitney.

  Andrew Glouberman : [his stomach was growling]  Oh, fuck! Okay, I'll try anything. Just hurry up.

  Maury the Hormone Monster : All right, Andrew, I think I--

  [grunts and Andrew's poop cuts his throat] 

  Andrew Glouberman : [Maury picks up the knife in blood]  Maury! How did he get a knife?

  Andrew's Shit : I'm a pile of shit with nothing to lose!

  [when Maury's throat was cut] 

  Andrew Glouberman : Oh, no, Maury. Stay with me. No! Shh, just hold it in. No, just don't let the blood out--

  [when Andrew hears the poop cackling and his body was decayed] 

  Andrew Glouberman : [sobbing in fright]  Why are you doing this to me?

  Andrew's Shit : You made me! I am the ugly hate inside of you, and I'll keep getting bigger and BIGGER until WE ARE ONE!

  [maniacal laughing] 

  Andrew Glouberman : [Andrew wails]  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!