- Mike Mitchell: [sarcastically] You think you're so wise.
- Brandon Mitchell: About time you recognized it. I am *brimming* with wisdom. I am up to my *eyeballs* in wisdom. Do you want to hear some more?
- Mike Mitchell: No, I think I'm good, thank you.
- Brandon Mitchell: Sometimes you look...
- Mike Mitchell: All good!
- Brandon Mitchell: Just saying.
- Bill Mitchell: Hey, Jake, what do you call a Christmas tree that knows kung-fu?
- Jake: What?
- Bill Mitchell: Spruce Lee. It's... it's a dad joke.
- Bill Mitchell: Well, you know what they say, Noah?
- Noah Cruz: What?
- Bill Mitchell: Here today, gone tamale. That's a dad joke. Here today, gone tamale. Today, tamale.