A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa (2008 TV Movie)

Eric Jacobson: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam the Eagle

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Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : Hey, guys, here's a joke for ya. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws!

  [Alarm goes off] 

  Bobo the Bear : All right, step aside. Did you know that telling jokes at an airport terminal is a federal offense? Especially jokes that are that bad.

  Fozzie Bear : Well, if you didn't like that one, I've got a hundred more.

  [takes out index cards] 

  Bobo the Bear : He's got cards!

  [Tackles Fozzie] 

• Miss Piggy : How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?

  Kermit the Frog : Piggy, you have to be patient.

  Miss Piggy : Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.

  Michael Bloomberg : Yes, Miss Piggy?

  Miss Piggy : Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.

  Michael Bloomberg : Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.

  Miss Piggy : What has he done to this city?

• Miss Piggy : Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, thank you, Piggy.

  Miss Piggy : And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!