Rugrats (TV Series)

When Wishes Come True/Angelica Breaks a Leg (1993)

Jack Riley: Stu Pickles, Store Clerk

Quotes 

• [in the kitchen, Stu stirs a pot over the stove - Didi enters] 

  Didi : Stu, what are you doing?

  Stu : Making chocolate pudding.

  Didi : It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

  Stu : Because I've lost control of my life.

  Angelica : [watching TV in a queen bed]  Ah ha ha ha ha!

  Stu : [walks in with Didi]  Here's your pudding, Angelica.

  [hands her the bowl] 

  Angelica : Oh that's okay Uncle Stu, I'm not hungry anymore.

  Stu : [camera cut to outside the house]  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

• Stu : [Angelica buzzes the buzzer. Stu runs upstairs]  Yes Angelica?

  Angelica : Uncle Stu, I wanna watch TV.

  Stu : Uh, but Angelica, the only television in the house is the big 27-inch console downstairs.

  Angelica : I know.

• Angelica : [Continues playing with the buzzer]  Uncle Stu, I want some chocolate pudding.

  Stu : [Exhaustingly]  It's 3:00 in the morning, I'm tired, and we don't have any chocolate pudding.

  Angelica : [Fakes her knee injury]  Oh, oh, the pain!

  Stu : Angelica, we don't have any chocolate pudding.

  Angelica : There must be a store around here somewhere.

  Stu : Angelica, I'm not going out at 3 in the morning to buy you chocolate pudding and that's final.

  [camera cuts to the market] 

  Stu : Where's the chocolate pudding?

  Clerk : We're out of the already-made stuff but we got pudding mix.

• [from 'When Wishes Come True'] 

  Stu : [after deconstructing Angelica's statue]  I call it 'Angelica Descending a Staircase'.

  Drew Pickles : I call it a MESS.

  [Angelica bawls] 

• Stu : I just can't get this hippo-copter to fly.

  Didi : Stu, if hippos were meant to fly, they wouldn't weigh 3000 pounds.

• Stu : [completely nude and shouting out the window]  Hey, Didi, have you seen my underwear?