Rugrats (TV Series)

Tricycle Thief/Rhinoceritis! (1993)

Jack Riley: Stu Pickles

Quotes 

• ["Rhinoceritis!"; last lines; Drew finishes Stu and Didi's taxes] 

  Stu Pickles : OK, a few dollars at the end of the year. How bad can it be?

  Drew Pickles : 320 dollars.

  Stu Pickles : Pff!

  Drew Pickles : Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I had the decimal wrong. It comes to 32,000.

  Stu Pickles : 32 *thousand*?

  Drew Pickles : Don't worry, Stu. A smart kid like Tommy doesn't need to go to college.

  [Stu cries and yanks his hair; Drew goes out to the backyard; Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil play with a ball; Angelica is on her hands and knees, eating grass] 

  Drew Pickles : Angelica, are you eating *grass*?

  Angelica Pickles : Careful, Daddy. The rhinoceros is known to charge at random.

  [eats more grass; fade to black; end credits] 

• Drew Pickles : I don't get it, Stu. You've kept shopping lists, candy wrappers, and... what appears to be a bag of mouldy French fries.

  Stu Pickles : I always keep a record of everything I buy.

  Drew Pickles : [with a fake smile]  Oh, that's nice.

  [loses his temper] 

  Drew Pickles : Why didn't you just keep the *sales receipts*?

• [Didi and Drew sit at the kitchen table; Drew is sorting papers] 

  Drew Pickles : Not deductable, not deductable, deductable, not deductable, eh-- Ooh! *Definitely* not deductable. You see, Didi, organisation is the key to proper tax preparation.

  [Spike, wrapped in bandages like a mummy, runs into the kitchen and crashes into the table, knocking Drew down and scattering the papers all over the floor; Drew has a calculator on his head] 

  Drew Pickles : ANGELICA!

  Angelica Pickles : I didn't do it!

  Stu Pickles : [peeks into the kitchen]  Ah, good. I was worried you were gonna mess up my system.