House M.D. (TV Series)

Joy to the World (2008)

Elizabeth Tulloch: Whitney

Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Whitney]  Hi. I'm Greg.

  Whitney : Hi. I'm Whitney.

  Dr. Gregory House : Hi, Whitney. How can I help you?

  [limps to a stool and sits down] 

  Whitney : I have a... a terrible headache.

  Dr. Gregory House : Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll get you fixed up. Is there anything else you need like a bottle of water? Coffee? Mint tea?

  Whitney : No, but that's so nice. Usually the clinic doctors were kinda rushed.

  Dr. Gregory House : If you can't be nice, why be a doctor.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Whitney]  You didn't know you were pregnant?

  Whitney : How do you... You know that just from the headache?

  Dr. Gregory House : How do I know? I missed my period. I got fat, threw up. Oh no, wait. That's how you know.

• Whitney : Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?

  Dr. Gregory House : Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but yes, absolutely.