The Spy Next Door (2010)

Will Shadley: Ian

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Quotes 

• Poldark : Where is the file?

  Ian : It's on my iPod on my desk at home.

  Bob Ho : Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tell the truth to the bad guy.

  Ian : Sorry. I'm new at this.

• Farren : [crying]  I know he lied, but he did protect us. This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom, and, Mom, you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again.

  Ian : I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Farren.

  Gillian : [looks at Nora]  I suppose you have something to say, too.

  Nora : I want Bob to be my daddy.

• Ian : You know about fashion?

  Bob Ho : No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.

  Ian : What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.

• Farren : Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.

  Ian : Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.

  Farren : Yeah, but I can hurt you.

• Farren : Bob, this is Larry.

  Larry : Pleased to meet you, sir.

  Bob Ho : Let's get some food.

  Farren : He goes to the university.

  Ian : He's a poet. Isn't it cool?

  Bob Ho : It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.

• Ian : Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?

  Cute Gymnast : [disgusted]  Yeow!

  Bob Ho : At least you're not shy.

  Ian : I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.

  Bob Ho : Mission accomplished.

• Ian : Oh. Hey, guys! Gotta go.

• Ian : I hate it when old people have feelings.