Wakko: [Penultimate line of theme song; Wakko hits himself with a giant mallet] They cause migrainies!
Nils: Athletes are the only peoples allowed here! Just look at you! You legs are like the stems of a very vulnerable flower!
Dot: Hey! Stopping plucking my leg you lazily rendered stereotype!
Pinky: But Brain, you always tell me that lying makes hair grow on your palms.
Brain: In politics, Pinky, lies are just facts that haven't been repeated enough yet. And if you don't believe that now you will soon because lies are just facts that haven't been repeated enough yet.