- Capt. Edward Reynolds: Her weakness is chow mein?
- Wu Chow: Yes captain.
- Capt. Edward Reynolds: Jules! We're gonna need a shitload of chow mein!
- Jules Steel: Edward, he's joking.
- Wu Chow: Ya! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know every Chinese captain!
- [after seeing the monsterious Kraken emerge from the ocean towards his ship]
- Capt. Edward Reynolds: Oh no, this is getting fucking ridiculous!
- Marco: Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?
- Wu Chow: [enters] I can hear you!
- Marco: What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!
- Wu Chow: Not until you agree to marry my sister.
- Ai Chow: Yes, agree to marry me.
- Marco: Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!
- Wu Chow: [exits] You don't have to shout!