- Wilhelmina Slater: [Wilhelmina and Marc are discussing Connor] He is ambitious, he's shrewd, he's competitive, he's hot, he's - -he's me.
- Marc St. James: He's the Male-amina
- Christina McKinney: Betty's magazine is going to kick your magazine's arse!
- Marc St. James: Oh, really? What's it called, "Clashing Patterns Digest"?
- Hilda Suarez: You got to take every advantage you get in this life. When I go to the butcher shop, I put on my tightest tank top. And thank you to the Pointer Sisters right here, Abundio the meat man, he puts me in the front of the line. Is that fair? No. So what, who cares?