"Meteor" (2009) TV mini-series

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Director:

Ernie Barbarash

Seasons:

1

Genre:

Action | Drama | Sci-Fi | Thriller

Tagline:

The future of humanity is at stake.

Plot Keywords:

TV Mini-Series

Cast

Bill Campbell	...	Jack (2 episodes, 2009)
Marla Sokoloff	...	Imogene O'Neil (2 episodes, 2009)
Christopher Lloyd	...	Dr. Lehman / ... (2 episodes, 2009)
Michael Rooker	...	Calvin Stark (2 episodes, 2009)
Stacy Keach	...	Sheriff Crowe (2 episodes, 2009)
Jason Alexander	...	Dr. Chetwyn (2 episodes, 2009)
Ernie Hudson	...	Gen. Brasser (2 episodes, 2009)
Mimi Michaels	...	Jenny Crowe (2 episodes, 2009)
Carmen Argenziano	...	Commander Murphy (2 episodes, 2009)
Erin Cottrell	...	Chelsea Hapscomb (2 episodes, 2009)
Kenneth Mitchell	...	Russ Hapscomb (2 episodes, 2009)
Anne Bedian	...	Claire Payne (2 episodes, 2009)
Stephen Bridgewater	...	Dwight (2 episodes, 2009)
Ariel Gade	...	M. Keely Payne (2 episodes, 2009)
Jimmy 'Jax' Pinchak	...	Michael Hapscomb (2 episodes, 2009)
Alex Paez	...	Lieutenant Finn (2 episodes, 2009)
Paola Turbay	...	Nurse Huxley (2 episodes, 2009)
Tiffany Hines	...	Maya (2 episodes, 2009)
Sam Ayers	...	Captain Finnegan (2 episodes, 2009)
Wyatt Smith	...	Roadside Boy / ... (2 episodes, 2009)
Camille Chen	...	Lieutenant Quigley (2 episodes, 2009)
Brooke Newton	...	Anna (2 episodes, 2009)
Chancellor Miller	...	Trent (2 episodes, 2009)
Natalie R Ridley	...	Police Dispatcher / ... (2 episodes, 2009)
Brent Falco	...	Assistant to Gen. Brasser (2 episodes, 2009)
Cayman Grant	...	Lieutenant (2 episodes, 2009)
Harrison Knight	...	Buck (2 episodes, 2009)
Glorinda Marie	...	Shelter Mother (2 episodes, 2009)
Brooklyn McLinn	...	Medic (2 episodes, 2009)
Christina Prousalis	...	Fiona (2 episodes, 2009)

Also Known As:

Meteor: Path to Destruction (USA) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:240 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Certification:

Australia:M

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Alpine Medien Productions

Goofs:

Continuity: Imogene is attempting to start the truck. The driver's side door is open. A few shots later, the door is closed. No sound of a closing door is heard either.

Did adults write this?

I'm usually not this rough on a show, but boy, this seemed like a lot of money given over to amateur movie makers. This so bad, it should actually be studied by film making classes - almost everything that can go wrong has gone wrong in this movie.

I'm not even sure how to relay how bad this was ... but maybe some examples may help:

1) The old "oops - we ran out of gas" routine was used "twice" to advance two different story lines - can you imagine how bad that looked?

2) The fate of the world hinges on info about to be relayed over a cell phone, but just then, the car enters a mountainous area and loses cell reception (I guess backing up is more annoying than saving life on the planet) ... and then eventually runs out of gas. Of course, they're really out of luck now, but ... miraculously, the cell phone starts ringing.

3) A big bad guy named Dwight, who's ready shoot people AND police with terrorist grade weaponry, turns into a puppy dog after the sheriff tells him to "think about it" (which takes him all of 8 seconds).

4) Life on earth hinges on the calculations of a 20-something year old girl running around with a laptop. Her qualifications? She's an "assistant" to a scientist. If they told us that she at least had some sort of credentials, that would have helped - but they didn't.

5) The "bad guy's never really dead" routine is taken to the extreme. One of the main characters of this story is beyond stupid: instead of killing a guy who has been on a murderous rampage (which almost included his daughter), he puts him in the back seat of his car in mickey-mouse handcuffs ... go figure. It doesn't end there either - there's so much more brainless decision-making involving the bad guy, you eventually want the bad guy to rid the world of "good-guy" morons.

6) There's so much incredible dialog ... check this out - the girl wants to use the phone after the wireless lines go down:

Man: $50 for the phone.

Girl: That's ridiculous. I'm a scientist.

She's a scientist??? Oh, OK - I guess that means she's either a superior being or that she's looking for the super-saver rate for scientists. Geeze.

I could go on, but it's so nuts it's almost epic. If you're aching for a disaster movie and have absolutely nothing else available, see it only if you have fast-forward capability. It'll save you some of the torture.