- Jessica Hynes: I would have eaten the person standing in front of those spare ribs in order to get to the spare ribs.
- Gordon Ramsay - Presenter: [points at Janet's shirt] Did you knit that?
- Janet Street-Porter: [offended] No I did not fucking knit it!
- Gordon Ramsay - Presenter: Don't say anything! Just fuck off out of my kitchen!
- [audience claps]
- Gordon Ramsay - Presenter: Don't clap, they were terrible!