Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Above Exalted Cyclops (2009)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Chelsea : [the four are at a restaurant, where Chelsea sets up Alan with the "perfect date", Rose] Charlie, Alan, this is my friend, Rose. Rose, this is Charlie and Alan.
Rose : [pointing a handshake towards Charlie] It's nice to meet you, Alan.
Chelsea : No, that's Charlie.
Rose : Ooh! Even better! Hi Alan!
Alan Harper : [monotone] Hi.
Chelsea : Why don't we all sit down?
Charlie Harper : So many reasons...
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Rose : [during blind date] Alan, I understand you're a chiropractor?
Alan Harper : Yes. I am a chiropractor. Charlie?
Charlie Harper : Yes. He's a chiropractor.
Rose : Oh, that's just terrific. And what do you do, Charlie?
Charlie Harper : Um... I write... kids songs and... jingles. Alan?
Alan Harper : Yes. He writes kids songs and jingles. And I am a chiropractor.
Charlie Harper : Yes. He's a chiropractor.
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Charlie Harper : So, you actually want to be with him?
Rose : I do.
Charlie Harper : And you believe she has no ulterior motive whatsoever?
Alan Harper : I do.
Charlie Harper : Fine! I now pronounce you fruitbasket and nutcase. And God have mercy on your souls.