NCIS (TV Series)
Murder 2.0 (2008)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [processing a bloody shower] My... my mother isn't quite herself today.
[Ziva gives him a look]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Psycho."
Officer Ziva David : You certainly have your moments.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The movie, Ziva. Norman Bates. Shower scene.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Cole worked at a local carwash. Abby got a hit off his DNA. Two years ago he donated sperm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Tony and Ziva enter] Ah the things people will do for money.
Officer Ziva David : You donated your sperm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't do that for money. Just to enrich the world. So, Boss I spoke with security at Quantico.
[McGee clears his throat]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt? Let's see who the Boss likes better.
[Tony and McGee wait expectantly]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Ziva.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [as he's leaving] DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On your six, Boss. Hey, you haven't forgotten about that screensaver, have you, Ziva?
Officer Ziva David : Actually, I had.
[advances on McGee]
Officer Ziva David : Thanks for reminding me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are friends for?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Everything okay, Boss? You seem kind of quiet... ter than usual. Worried this is just his first?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Nah. Worried it's not.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Speaking of Rose] Nice girl. Wasn't my type, though.
Officer Ziva David : Really? She was breathing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ha! Well, I have standards, Ziva. Otherwise I'd be dating you.
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NCIS Director Leon Vance : He was targeting Gibbs from the beginning. You must've really pissed somebody off.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not a short list - of people that -that you've angered just because you have rock solid principles. And so it's easy for people to misunderstand that and misconstrue. It's - you know...
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Why don't you quit while you're behind, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm trying.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, I'm not a god among men. You are! I've got it! Now my CPU's too small!
[McGee leaves]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm gonna let that slide.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [while trying to figure out the place of a murder] All right, now let's try the place.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A convent.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is that where they keep the killer nuns?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Some of the nuns I know can get very agitated.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Please tell me that you have something better than agitated nuns.
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[as McGee walks into the squad room, Tony runs up to him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [whispering] Run for your life, Probie! Run!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What are you doing?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm trying to save your life!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What did you do?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs indignantly] Why do you assume it's me-? That's a good point, but in this case...
Officer Ziva David : [shouts] McGee!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Too late.
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[SPOILER]
Tommy Doyle : [ruefully] NCIS... I knew I should've gone with the FBI. It's a cliche, but look what you get for trying something different.
Officer Ziva David : [disables the bomb] Clear.
Rose Woodhouse : He said if I didn't just stand there, he'd kill me!
[to Tommy]
Rose Woodhouse : You said we were shooting another music video! I hope you fry!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [pulling her away] Come on, Rose, come on, let's go...
Officer Ziva David : He set her up. How did you know?
[Gibbs points]
Officer Ziva David : The video camera? Yes, they had one of those at every murder.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : On the victim. *I* was the murder weapon.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [cuffing Tommy] Total cliche, you know. You ripped that off from "Seven."
Tommy Doyle : Wrong! At the end of "Seven" the cops kill the serial killer, not another victim, it's *totally* different!
[smirks]
Tommy Doyle : Doesn't matter, I still win. You? You may be the "famous" Leroy Jethro Gibbs, but you're... you're nothing but a set piece. Who caught Gacy, huh? Manson? I don't know. But Tommy Doyle... he's gonna be a household name by the ten o'clock news!
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Let's go!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do we got, Boss?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What do we got? We got a... that's a good question, DiNozzo.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Looks like their evening was ruined.
Officer Ziva David : I am going to ruin McGee's whole year.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't you think you're being a little uptight about this photo thing?
Officer Ziva David : No, really. What do you think he's doing with it?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Blood is human, boss. Not pure, but enough to make Janet Leigh scream.
Officer Ziva David : We thought it prudent to notify Ducky, given the amount.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Source?
Officer Ziva David : McGee's still looking for it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [photographing the scene] "Mother... blood... blood!"
Officer Ziva David : [off Gibbs's look] "Psycho."
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He has his moments.