NCIS (TV Series)
Murder 2.0 (2008)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : I told you to destroy those... twice!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I did. I did. No. I-I-I didn't... um, Tony. Tony- Tony must have...
Officer Ziva David : What? When you went to get coffee? You did not erase those photos, did you? Hmm?
[McGee sighs]
Officer Ziva David : Admit it! And I will spare you *one* of your eyes!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Cole worked at a local carwash. Abby got a hit off his DNA. Two years ago he donated sperm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Tony and Ziva enter] Ah the things people will do for money.
Officer Ziva David : You donated your sperm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't do that for money. Just to enrich the world. So, Boss I spoke with security at Quantico.
[McGee clears his throat]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt? Let's see who the Boss likes better.
[Tony and McGee wait expectantly]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Ziva.
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Abby Sciuto : Oh my God. That poster is right outside my lab. He was here. He walked right by my lab!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, this isn't a flash code. It's h-dot-six-two-four...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hey, McGee!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, this isn't a video. It's streaming live. He's outside Abby's lab!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [comes running into Abby's lab] Abby! It's okay, you're...
[He falls on his face with a grunt. Abby peeks out of her hiding place and sees McGee's empty shoes, stuck fast to the floor]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Again with the Krazy Glue?
Abby Sciuto : Consider yourself lucky. It was either that or hydrochloric acid!
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : If we turn them both on...
Abby Sciuto : We can triangulate back on the killer.
[Turns and faces Gibbs]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : ...Or you could just stand there looking at me.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, I'm not a god among men. You are! I've got it! Now my CPU's too small!
[McGee leaves]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm gonna let that slide.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [while trying to figure out the place of a murder] All right, now let's try the place.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A convent.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is that where they keep the killer nuns?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Some of the nuns I know can get very agitated.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Please tell me that you have something better than agitated nuns.
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[as McGee walks into the squad room, Tony runs up to him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [whispering] Run for your life, Probie! Run!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What are you doing?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm trying to save your life!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What did you do?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs indignantly] Why do you assume it's me-? That's a good point, but in this case...
Officer Ziva David : [shouts] McGee!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Too late.
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[SPOILER]
Tommy Doyle : [ruefully] NCIS... I knew I should've gone with the FBI. It's a cliche, but look what you get for trying something different.
Officer Ziva David : [disables the bomb] Clear.
Rose Woodhouse : He said if I didn't just stand there, he'd kill me!
[to Tommy]
Rose Woodhouse : You said we were shooting another music video! I hope you fry!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [pulling her away] Come on, Rose, come on, let's go...
Officer Ziva David : He set her up. How did you know?
[Gibbs points]
Officer Ziva David : The video camera? Yes, they had one of those at every murder.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : On the victim. *I* was the murder weapon.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [cuffing Tommy] Total cliche, you know. You ripped that off from "Seven."
Tommy Doyle : Wrong! At the end of "Seven" the cops kill the serial killer, not another victim, it's *totally* different!
[smirks]
Tommy Doyle : Doesn't matter, I still win. You? You may be the "famous" Leroy Jethro Gibbs, but you're... you're nothing but a set piece. Who caught Gacy, huh? Manson? I don't know. But Tommy Doyle... he's gonna be a household name by the ten o'clock news!
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Put the gun down.
Rose Woodhouse : I wish I could, please leave!
Tommy Doyle : Shoot her, she's crazy!
Rose Woodhouse : I'm sorry...
Tommy Doyle : Somebody shoot her, I don't want to die!
[After noticing the camera, Gibbs points his gun at Tommy]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ah, boss...?
Tommy Doyle : ...What the hell!
[grins and reveals a]
Tommy Doyle : Dead man's switch. You shoot me, we all die.
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[McGee rushes to MTAC to check out a new lead]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, it is the Cyber-Vid Killer. If McGee wasn't meant to do the heavy lifting, who was?