NCIS (TV Series)
Murder 2.0 (2008)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Cole worked at a local carwash. Abby got a hit off his DNA. Two years ago he donated sperm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Tony and Ziva enter] Ah the things people will do for money.
Officer Ziva David : You donated your sperm.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Didn't do that for money. Just to enrich the world. So, Boss I spoke with security at Quantico.
[McGee clears his throat]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt? Let's see who the Boss likes better.
[Tony and McGee wait expectantly]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Ziva.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [as he's leaving] DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On your six, Boss. Hey, you haven't forgotten about that screensaver, have you, Ziva?
Officer Ziva David : Actually, I had.
[advances on McGee]
Officer Ziva David : Thanks for reminding me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are friends for?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Everything okay, Boss? You seem kind of quiet... ter than usual. Worried this is just his first?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Nah. Worried it's not.
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Abby Sciuto : Oh my God. That poster is right outside my lab. He was here. He walked right by my lab!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby, this isn't a flash code. It's h-dot-six-two-four...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hey, McGee!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, this isn't a video. It's streaming live. He's outside Abby's lab!
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NCIS Director Leon Vance : Do I I need to tell you Sec Nav is already breathing down my neck?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : If it'll make you feel better.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Sec Nav is already breathing down my neck. Now you know. I'll handle him. You handle this. Just watch your back, Gibbs.
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Abby Sciuto : I have two questions: This video, it's different than the others. Why?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Okay. What's the other question?
Abby Sciuto : Can I stay with you tonight?
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NCIS Director Leon Vance : You want to evacuate the Navy Yard?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : He's coming here.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : How do you know?
[Gibbs shows Vance a screenshot from the killer's last cyber-vid: an anchor]
NCIS Director Leon Vance : That could mean anything.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : It means his next victim is going to be in the Navy Yard.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Gibbs, I don't know if you've noticed, but we run the Navy out of the Navy Yard! And you just want to abandon ship based on a hunch?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : The camera in Harry's cart. Video wasn't for us, it's for him.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : You think that was recon. Killer was scouting the base. N.C.I.S. I get, but why evacuate the whole Yard?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You can't kill anybody, Leon, if there's no one here to kill.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Well, I'll give you points for the unexpected. We were going to run a security lockdown drill next week.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Move it up.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : [reaches for his phone] Not sure if I hope you're right or wrong.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : If we turn them both on...
Abby Sciuto : We can triangulate back on the killer.
[Turns and faces Gibbs]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : ...Or you could just stand there looking at me.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [while trying to figure out the place of a murder] All right, now let's try the place.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A convent.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is that where they keep the killer nuns?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Some of the nuns I know can get very agitated.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Please tell me that you have something better than agitated nuns.
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[SPOILER]
Tommy Doyle : [ruefully] NCIS... I knew I should've gone with the FBI. It's a cliche, but look what you get for trying something different.
Officer Ziva David : [disables the bomb] Clear.
Rose Woodhouse : He said if I didn't just stand there, he'd kill me!
[to Tommy]
Rose Woodhouse : You said we were shooting another music video! I hope you fry!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [pulling her away] Come on, Rose, come on, let's go...
Officer Ziva David : He set her up. How did you know?
[Gibbs points]
Officer Ziva David : The video camera? Yes, they had one of those at every murder.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : On the victim. *I* was the murder weapon.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [cuffing Tommy] Total cliche, you know. You ripped that off from "Seven."
Tommy Doyle : Wrong! At the end of "Seven" the cops kill the serial killer, not another victim, it's *totally* different!
[smirks]
Tommy Doyle : Doesn't matter, I still win. You? You may be the "famous" Leroy Jethro Gibbs, but you're... you're nothing but a set piece. Who caught Gacy, huh? Manson? I don't know. But Tommy Doyle... he's gonna be a household name by the ten o'clock news!
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Put the gun down.
Rose Woodhouse : I wish I could, please leave!
Tommy Doyle : Shoot her, she's crazy!
Rose Woodhouse : I'm sorry...
Tommy Doyle : Somebody shoot her, I don't want to die!
[After noticing the camera, Gibbs points his gun at Tommy]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ah, boss...?
Tommy Doyle : ...What the hell!
[grins and reveals a]
Tommy Doyle : Dead man's switch. You shoot me, we all die.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Let's go!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What do we got, Boss?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What do we got? We got a... that's a good question, DiNozzo.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Blood is human, boss. Not pure, but enough to make Janet Leigh scream.
Officer Ziva David : We thought it prudent to notify Ducky, given the amount.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Source?
Officer Ziva David : McGee's still looking for it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [photographing the scene] "Mother... blood... blood!"
Officer Ziva David : [off Gibbs's look] "Psycho."
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : He has his moments.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Nice timing, Jethro. I thought you'd like to see what we found in our scans... or rather, what we didn't find.
Jimmy Palmer : His brain... is missing!
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : There's no need to get so excited, Mr. Palmer.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Where did it go?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, it appears to have been removed trans-nasally, in a manner similar to that used by the ancient Egyptians prior to mummification.
[picks up a small hook]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Most likely, using a took similar to this.
Jimmy Palmer : A missing brain, so close to Halloween... that's enough to make you want to...
[off their looks]
Jimmy Palmer : ... go clean some pipettes.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Postmortem?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, judging by the intracranial hemorrhaging, I believe the entire cerebrum was removed while he was still alive. Unconscious, of course, but alive... until, of course, he wasn't.