DiNozzo, on the phone to McGee: "It's a tropical paradise, really, just like 'The Blue Lagoon' except no white sand beaches, no magivcal waterfalls, and definitely no Brooke Shields"
Hector asks DiNozzo in the bar in Cartagena, about the police, "what are they gonna do?" DiNozzo replies, "I saw 'Romancing the Stone'... throw you in an alligator pit..."