NCIS (TV Series)
Hide and Seek (2009)
David McCallum: Donald Mallard
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why would I buy a set of clubs that Ducky could not use?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why? Oh gee, let me think. I don't know. Maybe because if you don't buy them, I will tell Ducky that you destroyed his one-of-a-kind, hand-crafted, hickory-shafted, vintage golf clubs.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Notices Ducky standing nearby] I think you just did.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Ducky walks closer] Let's just call it even, Timothy. That Jazz albumn that I borrowed from you?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : My original vinyl pressing of Django Reinhardt's Crazy Rhythms?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah. You were right. It was unique. It was original.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It was autographed. What happened to it?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Good question.
[Ducky leaves]
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [speaking of a victim] His attempts to abuse himself to death were interrupted by a 22 caliber slug to the head.