Quotes
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[walking in on Gibbs and Tony standing nose to nose]
Abby Sciuto : I hope I'm not interrupting something. Or if I am, someone will tell me about it later.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You got something?
Abby Sciuto : I had something four minutes ago!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why didn't you call?
Abby Sciuto : That's not how it works. When I find something, Gibbs immediately walks through the door. Have you forgotten all your training?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I remembered your Caf-Pow.
Abby Sciuto : Horse shoes and hand grenades, DiNozzo.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey! Talk to me Abs. Here you go.
[hands her a Caf Pow]
Abby Sciuto : Thank you, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Abby.
Abby Sciuto : I was just examining the evidence from the murder scene, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Abby.
Abby Sciuto : The room was luckily really clean. Because you know hotel rooms can be a forensic scientist's biggest nightmare, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Abby! I'm not Gibbs.
Abby Sciuto : Yes you are. Because if you're not there's a problem. And after Sister Rosita sprained her ankle in the 6th frame and Mr. Giggles escaping...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Mr. Giggles?
Abby Sciuto : Stay on topic, Gibbs.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm not Gibbs!
Abby Sciuto : Ok. Tell me. I can take it.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's just upstairs.
Abby Sciuto : Wait! No I can't.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Rule 38.
Abby Sciuto : [happily] Oh!
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Abby Sciuto : I am cooking up some awesomeness.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Awesome me!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's our missing murder weapon.
Abby Sciuto : It's our messy murder weapon. Which is weird because most killers rinse before they repeat.