NCIS (TV Series)
Deliverance (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, it could have been that girl I met at the concession stand while my date was in the bathroom.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : You need a secretary.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Or a therapist.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Or both!
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [after Ziva fires Medina's Beretta on the range] I prefer the SIG.
Marine Staff Sergeant Vincente Medina : Lot of women have trouble with the Beretta. Thing's got too much of a kick.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Your sight is a few millimeter off.
Marine Staff Sergeant Vincente Medina : Really?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Really.
[Medina looks at the target Ziva shot]
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : There is a Smurf war...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Turf war."
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : - between two competing gangs.
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Marine Staff Sergeant Vincente Medina : No talking on the range, please!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well that's going to be a real problem, Staff Sergeant Medina. 'Cause I'm real talky and I have a badge!
[Shows his badge]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is there somewhere we *can* talk?
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [running after Franks] Franks, got a question for you.
Mike Franks : [continues to the elevator] Got a plane to catch.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Eighteen years ago. Columbia. Gibbs was doing drug interdiction down there. Tomas is 18, from Columbia. Knows Gibbs's Marine Service Number.
Mike Franks : Question?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is Gibbs Tomas's father?
Mike Franks : Tell Probie, thanks for the lend.
[Removes his tie and gives it to Tony]
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Mike Franks : Let me talk to that kid, I'll get him to tell us what the hell's going on here.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I'm afraid I can't do that, Mike. I let him go.
Mike Franks : You *what*?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You want to find something, you follow it. Learned that one from you.
[Franks and Gibbs start to leave. Tony and Ziva start to follow. Gibbs stops them]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Uh-uh. You two, MTAC, with McGee.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Got it, Boss.
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Victor 'Popeye' Carmado : You oughta leave, man.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : But we just got here!
Victor 'Popeye' Carmado : Yeah, but this is a very dangerous neighborhood.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [indicates Ziva] That's why I brought her.
Victor 'Popeye' Carmado : [smirks] La bonita es un federale.
Chuy : La federale es un buena.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : La bonita will kick your ass.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [re: Gibbs] What was he doing in Colombia 17 years ago?
NCIS Director Leon Vance : [enters] 18 years ago, and it's classified, DiNozzo.
[looks at the MTAC screen]
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Is that classified, too, or can you share with your Director?
[awkward silence]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : We're, uh, tracking a suspect for Gibbs, Director.
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Franks is with him?
[another awkward silence]
NCIS Director Leon Vance : That's what I thought.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : PFC Tamayo just left Quantico, he's now headed towards Liberty Heights. So what do you want us to do?
NCIS Director Leon Vance : Whatever you were doing before I walked in!