How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
I Heart NJ (2008)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [after everyone refuses a fist bump] I am not putting my fist down until it gets the privilege of someone else's knuckles tapping lightly yet decisively.
[Passes fist around]
Barney Stinson : Pretty, pretty?... Pretty, pretty?... Then know this. Until my fist gets the respect it deserves - Nay, demands - it will not yield. It. Will. NOT! Yield.
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Barney Stinson : [after Lily returns his fist bump] Thank you, Lily. My arm hasn't been this sore since I was thirteen and first learned to lock my bathroom door. Up top!
[Raises his hand for a high five; Lily just shakes her head no]
Barney Stinson : Oh, no.
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Lily Aldrin : Okay, Stella this is crazy. You can't actually think that New Jersey is better than New York. New York has Broadway. We win right there.
Barney Stinson : [Barney desperately tries to get someone to fist bump him] Oh, no, she did not. Knuckle up for safety.
Stella Zinman : We have Atlantic City.
Barney Stinson : Can't beat the A.C.
[holding his fist]
Barney Stinson : Pretty please? No one has to know.
Ted Mosby : New York has Greenwich Village.
Stella Zinman : New Jersey has The Shore.
Lily Aldrin : Woody Allen.
Barney Stinson : Oscar-winning chronicler of urban neuroses. Bump it!
Stella Zinman : Bruce Springsteen.
Ted Mosby : Sinatra.
Stella Zinman : Yeah, he's from Hoboken... New Jersey!
Ted Mosby : Yeah, but what city is he singing about? It's not 'Secaucus, Secaucus'.