Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Memoriam (2008)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
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Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : Oh, Will he looks just like you.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : Let's hope he grows out of that.
Emily Prentiss : Just as long as he doesn't inherit the accent.
Dr. Spencer Reid : [from outside the door] Is there room for one more in here?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Spence, hi.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : [to Reid as he enters] Welcome back.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Thanks.
[looks at Henry]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Wow.
[to Will, extending his hand]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Congratulations.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : [takes Reid's hand] Thank you.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [to Reid] How is it that I just went through 15 hours of labor and... you look worse than I do?
[laughs]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Don't be ridiculous. You look beautiful.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : Well I could sure use some coffee. Anyone else?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : Sure.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : My treat.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [after Will, Hotch, Prentiss and Garcia leave; to Reid] You okay?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Wow. Yeah, yeah.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : You sure? Because there's something I wanted to ask you, but, it can wait.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What is it?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Will and I were talking and... we want you to be Henry's Godfather.
Dr. Spencer Reid : I don't - I mean, I don't know...
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Here. You wanna hold him. It's okay.
[hands Henry to Reid]
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Watch his head.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Hi. Hello Henry.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : If anything happens to us, it's up to you and Garcia to make sure this boy gets into Yale.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Ooh. Yale. Yale! Do you wanna go to Yale, Henry? That was your Godfather's safety school.
[whispers]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Don't worry, I can get you into Cal Tech with one phone call.
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Derek Morgan : [to Reid and Rossi] It's Garcia.
[answers phone]
Derek Morgan : Yeah, talk to me, baby girl.
Penelope Garcia : I'm not interrupting boy time at Crazy Horse Too, am I?
Derek Morgan : You know that's not my thing. I'm more for in-room entertainment.
Penelope Garcia : I can't help you there, but I do give good phone.
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Penelope Garcia : Ladies and gentleman, I'm not a doctor. I don't even play one on TV, but I believe young JJ is going into labor.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : What did you find?
Penelope Garcia : Well, let me tell you first what I didn't find: no kiddy porn, no membership to illicit websites, no dubious emails, no chat room history.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What about his finances?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : We went back ten years, no questionable transaction that we can find.
Emily Prentiss : Well, he did buy a ticket to see Celine Dion 6 months ago, but I think we can overlook that.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : We can't get a warrant, so we have to go this under the radar on this one, Garcia.
Penelope Garcia : You want to hack your father's network? You're sure about this?
Dr. Spencer Reid : I really wish people would stop asking me that.