Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Conflicted (2009)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : This portion of the Garcia show will be brought to you by the letter I, for Icky.
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Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : National media's picked up on the story. We're gonna need to make a statement when we land.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : We want to make people aware without obviously causing panic.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Stress hyper-vigilance, the whole buddy system. Yeah, I'm all over it. I just don't think anyone's gonna listen.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What do you mean?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Come on, drunk college students don't exactly want to hear they shouldn't talk to strangers.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Right.
[goes to sit]
Emily Prentiss : [to Garcia on the webcam] Was there any DNA left on the scene?
Penelope Garcia : Uh, yeah. Too *much* DNA. This portion of The Garcia Show will be brought to you by the letter "I" for icky. The lab has recovered over a hundred different trace samples as multiple guests create a cesspool of DNA. Also, there is no way to determine the exact time of "secretion" or to eliminate anyone actually working at the hotel.