Phoenix Ray: Nurse Chapstick

Quotes 

• Dr. Sperm : The men from the planet Horny must have their prostate examined monthly due to the long periods of time in which we must go between sexual gratifications.

  Nurse Chapstick : I think it's romantic that the men from Horny save themselves for the right woman.

  [sigh] 

  Dr. Sperm : It takes a great deal of discipline, Nurse. You see there's a tendency for our sperm to... back up. So every month I must go to Dr. McJoy and have him massage and excrete excess sperm from my glands...

  Bones McJoy : Sperm, you pointed-earred green sperm freak! We're eight minutes into this video and we don't even have a sex scene yet. I've got a naked babe on my table with her feet in the stirrups, and you're talking about me massaging your prostate gland. You know, you're killing me!