Shay Sweet: Charly

Quotes 

• Charly : [after materializing in the transporter naked]  Oh dear, where are my clothes?

  Bones McJoy : I never did trust that contraption, although it does seem to have its pluses.

  Capt. James T. Quirk : Don't worry, Miss Walker, I'll have ship's stores fabricate you some clothing. Something cheap and tawdry with strappy high heels. Something a pornstar would wear.

• Capt. James T. Quirk : Mr. Sperm, Mayor Headcheese said something about *evil* being among us, could it be that John T. Bone is directing this episode?

  Dr. Sperm : No, Captain, but my long distance, deep space sensors do indicate that Deep Space Station 69 has been exploded into a ball of fire, rather like my anus was that time you treated me to Mexican food.

  Capt. James T. Quirk : How, Sperm, how? How could it have happened?

  Dr. Sperm : I think that spicy Latino food does not agree with my half-Horny system.

  Capt. James T. Quirk : No, Sperm, I'm talking about the space station.

  Charly : It wasn't built very well. Just like your ship, cheap paint, thin plywood, used nails. You guys don't get much of a budget for these things, do you?

• Yeoman Gland : Charly! One doesn't enter a lady's private area without knocking, at least not without buying her a few drinks first. How'd you get in here anyways? I'm sure that door was locked.

  Charly : I have the power to get into things. Besides, I got into this episode, and I don't even do boy-girl scenes.